king-of-clowns's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Lava Lamp Blues]

oh damn

at first i thought it was lame but when you threw in mr. six who then became a zombie and an evil dead reference it turned awesome.

WooleyWorld responds:

Funny how that works, huh.

[Animating Boxes at 3am]

......wow

this was an incredible movie with an equally powerful message. the song was simple and slow to emphisize how ominous it is when it goes from happy and sweet to the truth, and i personally thought the simplicity of the song matched perfectly with the simple drawings. it's just 1 thing keeping it from pure perfection. i would of liked it if you would of hammered it home if at the end it shows the kid totally assimilated to a box headed guy to make the creepy atmosphere complete.
p.s. thanks for puting the song name in the description, you don't know how many good songs i hear in flashes that the artists don't mention :)

Comick responds:

Cool thanks man for the great review :) and yeah I should have done that heh. I figured by the way it ended though its pretty much there for the audience to imagine...

[Moustaches]

end the feud, grow a goatee :)

other than that this is the most catchee of your songs so far kudos

[Subway Edition - horror]

hahaha that was bad

seriously bad, i can see the suicide part being real, but the added stuff was so cliche it should of had a dude with a machete and a mask. that intro was so full of overused dramatic dialogue it made stephen king feel good. subway chase thing that turned out to be a daydream cliche was lame and not scary, the smiling creepy girl cliche just made me laugh, the head being alive (although not used as much) just looked silly and last of freaking all i literally timed the end part were she would appear. that was just the girl, the boy was just aweful. his dialogue was clunky and boring (seriously "if that happened it would be scary") noooo, really, you mean being randomly chased and attacked isn't fun? :0 the jokes like " i feel like i'm being pulled" "looks at gum on his shoe" ...... (oh sorry not even the crickets wanted to chirp for that) aren't funny at all. in essence: if this was made by a newbie i could forgive it, but you seem to good to make this, please improve.
5/10 2/5 :(

[Mechagodzilla vs Megazord]

very nice

as a godzilla lover i was impressed at how faithful to the movie it was ( missiles, forcefeild, dome under the head, etc) the combat was pretty fluid for him and i heard sounds of metal being hit when he was hit (nice touch). as for the megazord i am glad you didn't have them talk about "being a team" or "believing in your self" i do have a complaint about the deus ex machina of the other magazord coming along and finishing him off. it would also be nice to of had a story, it didn't even have to be good but it would of made this epic. in essence: me like 9/10 5/5 :)

[ZombieMurderExplosionDie]

uummm

well it's obvious this isn't for Nickelodeon, disney, or daytime cartoon network for various reasons: drugs, gore, violence, swearing, etc" and it's slightly too stupid for adult swim unless you go for their horrible sunday time slot. i also wouldn't suggest MTV because this is too smart for them and almost certain show death. i'm stumped for were to put this may be something they could do on g4 if this stays short or maybe atom tv. i'm sorry but you're hopping on the zombie fad bus and it's about to leave to obscurity ( i think aliens are starting to become popular again). it's impressive for newgrounds but thats not saying alot ( don't complain we all saw africa dudes) because dumb jokes are funny here and it's more about appreciating small time artists. that said you're not small time, you have alot of experience so this is o.k. t.v. wise. in essence : you're fucked on bringing this to T.V. but please prove me wrong 8/10 4/5

[Thief: Rent's Due]

great movie of a great game

i wasn't sure at first that it was about the theif video game until i saw the robotic eye. this was awesome and very funny.

[Apocalypse Please EP 1 B]

hahahaha

definate 10. this was funny and a bit witty. i also loved the music. omg make moar. that flour thing was funny. let's get baked. XD.

[Christmas with Dad and Me]

awww

now what father would go to the south pole and collect santa's head for their son. very good work happy new year

[8 Bit Pwny Club ep.1]

this was awsome

i see the beggining of a good series