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[Stealing the Diamond]

lol

this was great game with some excellent humor. to be honest when i first played this i expected a poor johnny rocketfinger rip-off but to my enjoyment the game references and immature humor had me laughing hard i actually went back and retried all of the the bad choices and endings. one problem though, get more voices, are you the only one? any way good game.

PuffballsUnited responds:

I am the only one. But the fact that you couldn't tell means I did a good job :p

[Psychosomnium]

decent

i get the concept ... kinda. basically it was a simple brain teaser with a nice little plot twist...kinda. the name of the game is suicide... no that was what i meant. basically the way you beat it is jump the gaps, kill yourself to go to control the other guy, one in the room with the large gap go to the last screen and move on, go forward through the repeating room x3,keep running through the room with the spike ceiling (the spikes fall), once you see mitch kill yourself on the spikes in the same room as him, x to punch the bunnies as mitch, talk to the bee, kill yourself in the same room as the man after the spike maze and you should be able to figure the rest out

[Demon Runner]

bad

where to begin. the music was nice and it's a fun concept.
thats the good stuff. the bad stuff is that the good music was glitchy causing static on my (brand new) headphones, the gameplay was nigh impossible due to left and right based blocks being to similar because of the bad graphics and the unimaginative background which just blended in with the blocks. the story was non existant though you try and failed. why even add those characters to get eaten 2 seconds later? why not just say it was terrorizing a village and kill random villagers until he discovers our hero and chases him or not have one at all. speaking of story, what was with the ending? it falls into a volcano? why not let us kill him so we could rescue the characters friends? if your going to rip off of arcane castle, at least try to do it well. in essence get back to the computer a fix this up 4/10 2/5

[Fantasy XFII]

FIX IT!

this was horrible! i can't even do anything because my freaking controls jammed and i was unable to not talk to anyone. fix this thing! how can i get to the queen when a jagoff won't stop talking to me about drinks aaaaaaaaah!

ryoshenron responds:

Somehow the down arrow on your keyboard must have jammed. That's the only way that could've happened.

[Heaven and Hell]

uhg try again

like many have said, it is a great concept of being yaway's hitman for 40 days on land that's being destroyed by an army of evil but all you will ever use souls on is seeds. i wanted to kill demons not be the lords private tiller. most of the enemys are a joke except the jumping ones until you figure out his weakness, then it falls back to easy. i wouldn't mind a good boss fight as well, i know this is a small time game but it would vastly improve it. this game couldn't even be called a fun little time waster, just a time waster when it started becoming an annoying quest to see if the ending is good upon which i was dissapointed. it wouldn't hurt to of had new weapons or abilities or anything useful seeing as how the bomb could only be set before the match which left you hoping it wasn't wasted on a spider and nothing could be used for dragons although holding space and jumping occasionaly will get anyone through this, not to mention that on more than a few occasions the demons will just walk off the edge as if saying they don't even want to be in your game. in essence you had a possibly inovative concept but you didn't know what to do with it in the slightest, creating a neglectable hack and slash (if you loosely define hack and slash). 4/10 2/5

EggysGames responds:

bugger

[Satanorium]

good game, kinda glitchy

the usb keeps going back into my inventory when i leave the computer and the computer password is satan (cliche) and if you press tab you get candy >:)

[Coma]

walkthrough

in the start go outside, talk to bird, free bird XD jump off pier, accept dad's mission, climb on generator then power box then power line on hill, go right until you see a girl, ask about shill bend, talk to swinging kid, enter pipe talk to fatty, go back to dad, get hook go back to fatty, go right out of the newly opened pipe, jump off ledge into, silver chute, grab light, jump only on the branches, ignore opening, find worm, go through worm, get pooped out, collect orange ball, go back through pipe and the light just over the ledge will be attracted to the ball, swing on light to shill bend right is left and vice versa, reach the simple ramp trick, just try to get the other end of the scale to reach the other scale and then the ledge, the pattern in the song is D-E-B-A-B, controls are normal, reach trampoline and jump until you reach second set of clouds and land on flowers and go left until you see a big ball called mama gomgossa, she'll lie, go back to the kid swinging on lights, play the game, eat seeds, jump back up on pier, go in house back to start and play the notes on the piano, go into the opened hole, hit the barely visible switches on both sides of the chairs and one on the ceiling right of the lights power cord, go down hole, hit switches on the ledge of the ceiling, go to the next room,the switches are on the end of the top floor, the cieling on the lower floor between the pulsing... things, go in hole, jump on fruit at the end of the sail mast, it looks like a red ball, hit the dore bell, wake up

[Hippolyta]

tough much

that was the most extreme game i have ever played in terms of difficulty. i recognize the prince of persia death theme. this game reminds me of arcane castle in which you have alot of options but only one kills the enemy.i actualy think i damaged my wrist playing this game from pressing the restart button alone. i would suggest to anyone playing this game to take a brake every level or two to rest your hand and your eyes because i didn't stop and the blur hurt like hell. the lag was immense, most of the time i was trying to operate the game two seconds behind. also would it be to hard to ask for a map of the course or at least a timer because i thought i was almost done and then i find out i'm not even close. this game is very,very,very addictive.also it has boobs XD

[The Flood Runner 2]

f-ing addictive

that's how i would describe it best. and as for criticism i have to say there isn't any. it is a simple game with simple charm

[Zombie Survival Quiz 2]

hmmmm

well it's about time this came out.
1.the questions weren't well constructed, their are other places to get weapon training besides being a cop or a soldier, what about gun clubs or training classes, i didn't agree with the fighting question. i can partially box and i easily beat my freind who is a black belt.
2 the gun questions weren't really based on knowledge, but more on opinion. someone who uses painball might say he is a professional, but if he gets a gun he'll know that he doesn't know sh#%.
3. most of these questions had flaws that even you pointed out, there should be more options to choose.
4. overal i know this is fantasy and there probably won't be any zombies ever but it's the little things that maake a game good like the interactive parts you promised. i also got an A so i'll be blowing the brains out of most of the other reviewers in the apocalypse. XD